Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

It’s the crack of dawn in Howdygramland and here I sit, TicTacs by my side, composing a post about hanging out with a box of breath mints. Is this entertaining, or what?

Stick a fork in him. According to a story this morning from ABC News, Rick Perry’s last few donors are admitting that his sad little presidential campaign is over at last. With the South Carolina primary looming ahead on Saturday, Perry is polling slightly below six percent ... the same number of voters who say they have no opinion about this crap whatsoever. While I’m personally thrilled they’re finally ready to put this campaign out of its misery, I wish somebody would figure out a way to keep Governor Einstein — whose entire range of job skills is limited to nice hair, firearms and prayer breakfasts — from coming back to Texas! Thank you in advance for your attention to this request.

More later. I’m going back to bed.