In this post: Fine cookies, crappy Cossacks.
Hi, people. I briefly considered writing a poem about my new Health Express low-carb cookies from Netrition.com but decided to skip the artistic crap and just write a regular review. To be brief about it, HEALTH EXPRESS COOKIES ARE THE BOMB. They’re huge, crunchy, packed with flavor and have less than one carb each, which is a very large hoo-hah for diabetics. You’ll have to overlook the fact that one or two cookies arrive broken because: 1) they traveled cross-country by truck from Syracuse, New York; and 2) broken cookies taste exactly the same as non-broken ones.
Hey there, sports fans ... the 2014 Winter Olympics are creeping up on us! Opening day ceremonies are scheduled for February 7 but I regret to report that the news from Russia isn’t very encouraging. Because Sochi is located in the Caucasus region — a notorious hotbed of terrorism, maniacs and violence — Vladimir Putin has decided to ressurect a few thousand Cossacks to handle security for the Olympics, which is a lot like asking the KKK to police a Martin Luther King Day parade.
I’m not especially tired tonight, but since Sam is already in bed it might be a fine idea to join him and give it a shot. Thank you for paying attention.