In this post: Subscribe & Save, Korean geezers Occupy McDonald’s.
My maid is cleaning the kitchen as I write this post and I’m hard at work updating our January subscription order from Amazon.com, which is scheduled to ship by the end of the week. In case you give a crap, here’s what’s on our list this month: 1) a six-pack of Beaver Brand Deli Mustard in squeezy bottles; 2) a dozen bags of Planters Fruit & Nut Trail Mix (for Sam); and 3) Hormel Smoked Ham Lumps with tasty chemicals and nitrates. I rescheduled a repeat delivery of Hormel canned tamales to February because I still have eight cans in the pantry even though I’m eating them as fast as I can. (Plus we’re running out of room.)
Frankly, I think it’s a shame that McDonald’s isn’t more tolerant of these adorable, natty geezers. In other societies elderly people receive the highest degree of respect, not repeated 911 calls to local police because they’re “wasting space” with a lousy cup of coffee. If I wasn’t a housebound old lady in Texas with crappy feet and knees I’d probably join them.
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