Before I proceed with my usual assortment of Howdygram baloney here’s a FUN GAME for you to try! If you stare really really hard at the six jars of Mezzetta giardiniera pictured in yesterday’s post as long as you can without blinking THEY’LL ACTUALLY START TO VIBRATE. (Don’t ask me how I know this.)
Ready for another Putz of the Week? This time it’s a local Texas boy, 72-year-old Tink Nathan, a right-wing Republican running for a seat in the state senate. Tink’s platform? LEGALIZE EATING ROADKILL IN THE STATE OF TEXAS. Actually, I’m kind of shocked it’s NOT already legal in Texas. Who knew?
So is Tink Nathan qualified for a seat in the senate? Here in Texas, you betcha! He’s: 1) the founder of Tink’s Deer Scent Company; 2) a lifetime member of the NRA; and 3) an anti-gay, anti-abortion, gun-loving REAL TEXAN with a den full of dead animal heads to prove it.
BIGGEST THING! Interstate off-ramp at Center Point TX Fix the road here and provide texas Paid psychologial counseling treatment for war wouned texans and combat wounded Texas law officers, and rewrite the Texas wildlife code to allow people to use road kill deer for human use. now its illegal to pick up a road kill deer why???!!!
And that, my friends, is a question for the ages. Thank you for reading this.