In this post: Hypoglycemia, Election Day, fashion disasters.
You probably haven’t noticed but I look lousy right now. I’ve had a couple of major hypoglycemic episodes today and I’m so damn tired I could probably sleep for a decade. It’s a tempting thought. (I might have to tweeze my eyebrows first.)
Incidentally, Sam and I had to use the standard Howdygram Qualification Method today to choose unfamiliar candidates for all those statewide races: JEWISH PEOPLE and WOMEN.
Here’s a breaking news story from our Never-Ending Mentally Ill Weather in Texas department. It was sunny, breezy and 80° here today ... the most perfect weather EVER. The high Saturday (tomorrow) will be 79° and then 65° on Sunday. Unfortunately, the lying sacks of poo at Weather.com tell us to expect thunderstorms on Sunday followed by a cold front that will drop the temperature to 20° by dinner-time ... WITH AN ICE STORM. Holy crap. What the hell?
And finally, here’s a collection of overpriced embarrassments from the runways of Paris Fashion Week for your possible interest and amusement. Our favorite looks include: 1) the white fur cape and matching butt plug hat; 2) an exploding sheet metal party dress; 3) a leather Victorian-era garbageman’s uniform; 4) your grandmother’s favorite crocheted poncho; 5) the dystopian zombie wedding dress; and 6) knitwear for Siamese twins.