Psychotic weather is headed for north Texas.

In this post: A weekend couch picnic.

So here’s what’s on the schedule today at Howdygram headquarters: 1) Sam is going to Costco; and 2) I can’t think of anything else, mostly because it’s 6 in the morning and who cares. Just in case you’re interested, though, on Sam’s shopping list today are Brownie Brittle, breakfast burritos, teeny chipotle chicken tacos, sushi, blueberry muffins, really big frozen cooked tail-off shrimp and fresh blackberries. We’re planning a weekend-long couch picnic that may or may not include the Super Bowl since we actually don’t give a crap who wins. (To tell you the truth, I’m not sure I even know who’s playing.)

We’ve got some psychotic weather headed for north Texas. Yesterday it was in the mid-70s, today the high will be 65°, and then everything plummets into the low 30s overnight and SLEET AND ICE are in the forecast for tomorrow. Holy crap, my knees hurt just thinking about this. If anybody cares, I’m ready for summer.