Let’s have a couch picnic with the Olympics.

In this post: Italian fashion, Chinese food.

Here’s some fashion news courtesy of our The Best Thing From Italy Is Still Pepperoni department. On Thursday night designer Jeremy Scott showed his first collection for Moschino at Milan Fashion Week, inspired by food wrappers, an ode to Sponge Bob Squarepants and a Chanel-style McDonald’s uniform for cheeseburger stylists ... complete with tray and visor. I wonder if any of these are available in plus sizes because I’d sure look hot at the Mesquite Senior Center in that Sponge Bob romper! A variety of representative runway photos appears below.

It’s 6:30 p.m., Sam is out cold in the family room and I’m half insane with a craving for Chinese food. Maybe I’ll order a big pile of favorites from China City — including chicken fried rice for Sam for later — and have myself a couch picnic with the Olympics until he wakes up. You can come over if you want to, okay? I’ll save a couple of egg rolls.