In this post: Hot weather, 2014 Olympics.
Hi, everybody. It’s 7 o’clock Saturday morning, Sam is still in bed and the temperature outside is a balmy 35°. I use the term “balmy” because it’s finally ABOVE FREEZING, which means Thursday’s miniature snowpocalypse will melt into oblivion and we can run into the streets to welcome spring, which arrives with a thud sometime this afternoon. Today’s forecast high is 53°. Holy crap, right? HOT WEATHER!
For me, the opening ceremonies included only two genuine highlights. First, here’s Heidi Kloser on crutches after destroying her leg during a practice run on the Women’s Very Lumpy Moguls. Second, all the American athletes were wearing their hideous Christmas sweaters from QVC. (Just kidding. Their outfits are actually snooty designer crap by Ralph Lauren.)