Bruce Jenner and Macaulay Culkin. What the hell happened to these people?

In this post: Marshmallow bunnies, hot water, mock celebrities.

Shalom y’all. It’s the crack of dawn at Howdygram headquarters and I’m shopping for sugar-free marshmallow Easter bunnies on Russell Stover’s website while I wait for Sam to wake up. I’ve got a plan to jump in the shower about 30 minutes from now because there’s an installation crew coming over at 8 with our new Whirlpool water heater, and once they get started in the garage we won’t have any hot water for a few hours.

For your possible interest here are recent photos of a couple of mock celebrities that might knock your proverbial socks off. Check out Bruce Jenner and Macaulay Culkin. What the hell happened to these people?

Bruce Jenner, former gold medal athlete from the 1976 summer Olympics in Montreal, has morphed himself into a MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN without any help from Photoshop. Jenner even had plastic surgery not long ago to remove his Adam’s apple. Holy crap, right? I guess this is how you end up after wasting 20 years with the Kardashians.

As for former child star Macaulay Culkin, he just looks CREEPY. To earn a living after his career hit the skids he’s been playing the kazoo in a band called The Pizza Underground, in which every song is about (go on, take a guess) pizza. Seriously. Here are two more photos in case you think I’m kidding.

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