In this post: Another weather failure, a hot & spicy life.
I woke up half an hour ago for my middle-of-the-night senior citizen bathroom adventure — also hoping to enjoy some expected thunderstorms — but once again the lying sacks of poo at Weather.com missed their forecast by miles. And hours. The storms that were supposed to be rolling through here as I write this post have been shoved back to around 10 a.m., but I sure wouldn’t bet the ranch on it.
Since I’m not ready to go back to bed yet I’ve decided to kill some time shopping for hot peppers. Stop laughing. I LOVE THIS CRAP! And I just discovered the Vienna Beef website, the geniuses who sell all those amazing condiments for Chicago-style hot dogs and Italian beef such as hot sport peppers, neon green relish and kick-ass giardiniera!
Wal-Mart, which replaces the Mezzetta order from Amazon that UPS smashed to smithereens a couple of days ago. In case you’ve been following the story, Amazon refunded my money. (See previous post.) Even though only one jar was smashed I also had to throw out the remaining five due to teeny shards of broken glass that got embedded in all the labels and under the edges of all the lids. After cutting my hands three times I just gave up.
Life is a challenge, people. We do the best we can.