In this post: Easy fixes, a kvetch report.
I’ve got some incredible news. A team of MAGIC PLUMBING FAIRIES came over while we were sleeping last night and fixed the problem with our new Whirlpool water heater!
However, if this is unnecessarily confusing — or if you simply don’t give a crap — please feel free to move along to the next paragraph. Thank you.
Know what? I’m feeling unusually kvetchy today, as evidenced by my current list of confounding physical complaints: 1) my right knee is exceptionally stiff and lousy; 2) I’m peeing too often; 3) my body temperature is 95.2°; and 4) I don’t have an appetite. That’s not a misprint, people: I DON’T HAVE AN APPETITE. I had to force myself to eat lunch today — Vienna sausages and low-carb chili! — and now I can’t muster up any interest in dinner even though it’s after 6 p.m. and high time to think about eating things. For the record, all of the aforementioned physical complaints are related to diabetes with the exception of my stiff and lousy right knee, which is the result of old age, arthritis and too much tap-dancing as a youth. (You realize I’m probably kidding about the tap-dancing, right?)
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