Monday, March 24, 2014

Cheese doesn’t make any noise.

In this post: Misinformation, quiet sandwiches.

Boy, did I ever screw up. Do you remember that UPS tracking debacle from one of yesterday’s posts? I was confused. Apparently UPS returned my damaged carton — the one I was supposed to receive on March 17 — to Netrition, and it’s on the truck for delivery today in upstate New York, NOT here at Howdygram headquarters in Mesquite, Texas. So, I just sent an email to Netrition’s customer service team and asked them to please re-ship my order IMMEDIATELY and stop horsing around already before I have a nervous breakdown.

In case you’re wondering, Sam finally got home this morning at 6:45 after working 24 consecutive hours and was in bed — and unconscious — in less than 60 seconds. I’m keeping a very low profile in the meantime so I won’t disturb him, which involves composing this post, taking some pills, eating a cheese sandwich (cheese doesn’t make any noise) and eventually taking a nap on the chaise in the family room because I haven’t had much sleep, either. As a matter of fact, RIGHT NOW would be an excellent time for that nap.

Y’all try to have a really nice Monday, okay?

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