Monday, March 31, 2014

Tonight’s dinner includes low-carb hot dog buns and Stevita imitation cherry Kool-Aid.

In this post: Get covered, free food.

First and foremost, please pay attention to the following urgent graphic from the White House and President Obama. Thank you.

They’re here, people! Those two huge cartons of low-carb products I ordered from back on March 11 were delivered five minutes ago by UPS. Finally! In case you don’t remember the story — and I can’t for the life of me imagine why you would — one of the original cartons was run over en route by a city bus (wild guess) and sent back to upstate New York by UPS, and instead of just replacing the one damaged carton Netrition decided to be amazing and duplicate my entire order. (Check out my previous post if you feel the need for additional details.) So now I’ve got about $125 worth of free food and zero room in the pantry for any of it. Let me know if you want to come for dinner, okay? I’m serving chocolate bars, low-carb hot dog buns, sugar-free Thai chili sauce and Stevita imitation cherry Kool-Aid. Stop laughing. Click here to make a reservation.
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