Marie Osmond looks like a drag queen.

In this post: Stinking checks, Heckle & Jeckle.

The long, tedious shlep to complete retirement presses on. This morning, for instance, I’m sad to report that my few remaining website clients are still lousing things up and giving me a brain hemorrhage. Second-quarter web hosting payments are due tomorrow, and seven of them — SEVEN! — haven’t bothered to send me their stinking checks yet. They all received two nicely-written reminder emails in March (one with an invoice attached) and none of them even bothered to respond. Are any of those weasles still alive? Looks like things will have to get ugly around here again. Late fees! EVERYBODY HAS TO PAY LATE FEES!

Holy crap, it’s 4:30 a.m. and Sam still isn’t home from work. I’ve been to bed twice already but keep waking up because I miss him. This time, though, I think I’m ready to try again and actually get some sleep. But first I have to post the following portrait of Heckle & Jeckle.

Strange but true ... according to the Howdygram’s visitor statistics, at least twice a day Googlers somewhere in the world find this blog through a search for Heckle & Jeckle and wind up with my post from March 6, 2012. Other popular searches that send people to the Howdygram include: 1) Pete Rose; 2) the top five ugliest world leaders; 3) Paula Deen’s plastic surgery; 4) Underwood Deviled Ham; and 5) Marie Osmond looks like a drag queen.

Thank you for reading this. I really have to go to bed now.