Oy. I almost forgot.

In this post: Gridlock, indigestion.

I thought you might be interested in a neatly-typed list of the top 10 most traffic-gridlocked cities in the United States according to a study by Time.com. They are:

1. Los Angeles, California
2. Honolulu, Hawaii
3. San Francisco, California
4. Austin, Texas
5. New York, New York
6. Bridgeport, Connecticut
7. San José, California
8. Seattle, Washington
9. Boston, Massachusetts
10. Washington, D.C.

I also wanted to post this video of an idiot eating four Chipotle burritos in three minutes with a Diet Coke. (I don’t know how he did it. I’ve never been able to finish ONE.)

Pass the Rolaids and have a nice day, okay?