In this post: Coordinated cows, consolation prizes.
Yup, I did it again. I updated the Howdygram’s banner this afternoon and decided to throw a nice color-coordinated cow up there for added visual appeal in case you’re partial to livestock. (You’re welcome.)
Crushing news, people. I just checked my UPS tracking information for today’s deliveries and ALL THREE HAVE BEEN RESCHEDULED. What the hell? How do they expect a housebound senior citizen to reprogram her otherwise-deprived life without butt wipes, Sam’s new underpants and stacking canisters from Anchor Hocking? Is this some kind of warped RIGHT-WING TEA PARTY ANTI-SHOPPING CONSPIRACY? I’m so upset I can hardly breathe! So I just bought myself a case of Libby Vienna Sausages — 24 teeny cans! extremely cheap! — and three bottles of SweetLeaf drops from Amazon. I’ll survive this. I always do.
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