In this post: Folding socks, matching millionaires.
Okay, technically none of you volunteered, but there’s still plenty of time to do the right thing. Click here to reserve your spot now! As a bonus, we’re serving a large volume of nutritious yet tasty snacks — canned Vienna sausages, soy milk, low-carb rye bread and dill pickles — with your choice of a quality Doris Day movie or last night’s episode of “Millionaire Matchmaker” on Bravo. Thank you in advance for your valuable participation.
Incidentally, if you’ve never seen “Millionaire Matchmaker” this would be an excellent time to begin because the new season premiered last week. Even though Patti has replaced her former weird assistants with new weird assistants, she’s still actively attempting to match wealthy, socially-dysfunctional men with superficial, spandexed bimbos who’ll date anything as long as he’s got dough. This is high-quality programming at its finest, featuring greed, silicone, exhibitionism, narcissism, expensive cars and a rampant lack of morality. “Millionaire Matchmaker” is a Howdygram favorite.