In this post: Constipated deliveries.
Anchor Hocking and Sam’s new underpants from Amazon. Both deliveries should have been here on Tuesday. In a word, I’m REALLY CRUSHED. (Okay, two words.)
For the record, FedEx had to deal with the same ice storm crap in Dallas/Fort Worth as UPS but they managed to catch up on late deliveries six hours later. Personally, I think UPS drivers are a bunch of whiny little girls. I’m just saying.
In other breaking news just received by email, RUSSELL STOVER IS HAVING A HOLIDAY SALE. Click here to buy tasty marshmallow Santas and other essential crapola. They also sell a lot of really nice sugar-free products for chocoholics with diabetes like yours truly. The staff at Howdygram headquarters is especially addicted to Russell Stover’s sugar-free Pecan Delights, sugar-free French Mints and sugar-free Peanut Butter Cups. We will gladly accept your gifts throughout the holiday season so please send an email if you need our shipping address.