In this post: Shipping nightmares, snack attacks.
And UPS is even worse, if that’s possible! I’ve been waiting for an emergency DVD delivery from Amazon — The Marriage-Go-Round (1961) starring James Mason and Susan Hayward — that should have been delivered four days ago. The package has been sitting at the UPS distribution center here in Mesquite since the 16th but gets rescheduled every 24 hours because they’re so backed up. Tonight UPS’s online tracking information shows a delivery date of December 23, but I’m pretty sure I’ll never live to see this DVD.
WHAT A BUNCH OF POO-POO-HEADS.
For the record, there’s really no such thing as an “emergency DVD.” I’m just being a garden variety pain in the ass.
In other news, I’m having serious food cravings tonight and plan to consume a large quantity of mentally ill snacks within the next 60 minutes. My options include: 1) a can of Hormel tamales; 2) lots of teeny Vienna sausages with hot mustard; 3) jalapeño hummus and low-carb white bread because I don’t have pita; and 4) braunschweiger on toast with sugar-free sweet pickles. Please feel free to drop in if you’re hungry because I’ve got a lot of fantastic snacky crap. Especially Vienna sausages.